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  • Slow Down

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    Feeling Unaccomplished?

    I know how it is. These days it seems like everyone you know is working at their dream job. Or going on amazing vacations. Or posting pictures of themselves skydiving naked over the Galapagos. But I’m here to tell you, “Slow down, you’re doing fine!”
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  • Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels

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    Wanna get wild tonight and see a little fur?

    As part of his effort to keep the forest a family place, Mayor Brownbear announced a plan to clean up the notorious Nutpacking District, a stretch of hollow trees known for its “exotic squirrel” clubs. Under the mayor’s proposal, clubs that allow heavy petting would hereby be prohibited from selling birdseed. And all clubs would have to close by the time the owls come out.
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