hartandheim Gifts, Gadgets and Gizmos

After Dinner Arguments

After Dinner Arguments Adult Game: The Game of Debate & Discussion - 6 Topics - Politics, Religion, Sex, Work, People & General - Hours of Fiery, Passionate, Heated Fun What are your thoughts on the following question, "Which group of people in society do you think are the greatest leeches and pa...
Item Price: $27.45

Flameless Cigarette Lighter

Flameless cigarette lighter – no gas or fuel required so it's safe and environmentally friendly. Long lasting built in battery with USB port for easy charging – get dozens of uses out of a single charge. No flames means it works In any weather and is safe to use and carry anywhere...
Item Price: $14.95

Egg and Soldiers Egg Cup and Toast Cutter

Declare war on breakfast with this amazing Egg-plode Egg Cup and Soldier Toast Cutter. Shaped like a tank, the Egg-splode Egg Cup will deliver your egg safely into battle together with the protective helmet also included....
Item Price: $19.95

Bouncing Magic 8 Ball

Want to forecast future happenings, take a peek into the unknown or get advice on your 'yes or no' dilemmas? Then bounce your questions off the 8 Ball (quite literally!) and see what the cosmos has to say. Yes, the clue's in the title with this one. Rather than tilting the 8 Ball to watch the all...
Item Price: $24.95

Gods Busy Mug

Mug with a picture of the devil and "God's Busy, How can I help?" written on it Fun gift for friends in retail or customer service...
Item Price: $12.95

F**k You Mug

Mug with "F**k You, You F**king F**ck" written on it Funny gag gift for friends and family...
Item Price: $14.95

Barbie is a Lazy B**ch Oven Mitt

Are you a Master Chef with attitude? Get a kitchen that portrays that with this Barbie is a bitch oven mitt. Brightly coloured this mitt will go perfectly in your kitchen and stand out in a way that you love, showing the world what you are all about. Say it loud and proud with this oven mitt. Fea...
Item Price: $16.95

Desktop Balance Chairs

Take 5 minutes off from balancing the books and start balancing chairs Players take turns to stack chairs until there's none left or the tower topples Also great to keep for lunchrooms or parties...
Item Price: $12.95

Nobody Knows I'm Gay Mug

Rainbow mug with funny "Nobody knows I'm gay" text Large, bold text – nobody will miss the message on this mug Funny office mug for stating the obvious, messing with coworker's heads or making a bit of an announcement...
Item Price: $14.95

Set of 2 Skull Shotglasses

Made from thick glass and shaped like a skull these shot glasses are amazing. Size: 5cm x 5.5cm x 7cm Capacity: approx 60ml...
Item Price: $14.95

CRIME SCENE TOILET PAPER

Become your own crime scene investigator with our Crime Scene Toilet Paper. Be the thoughtful person and place a strip in front of the bathroom door after each use! Each roll of quality 2-ply toilet paper is presented in a clear plastic gift box. A thoughtful and practical gift for any occasion! ...
Item Price: $12.95

Desktop Drum Kit

Get rhythmical at your desktop with this miniature Drum Set. This desk-sized drum set is highly portable and replicates the real thing. Dimensions: 400 (L) x 170 (W) x 300 (H) mm...
Item Price: $26.95

R/C WHOOPEE CUSHION

At last...! it’s the world’s finest invention ever… a Radio Controlled Whoopee Cushion that works from up to 50 feet away! Start an embarrassing game of who dunnit at work, school or home. Just be glad you don’t work at Perpetual Kid! Ever been on a call with our customer service depart...
Item Price: $26.95

Poker Mug

Cool mug with infographic of poker terms, hands and elements of play. Learn those poker terms by heart, to impress your friends and never get stuck in a game again! Great gift for Dad!...
Item Price: $16.95

Zombie Head Decanter

Prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse Are you prepared for the incoming zombie apocalypse? It's only a matter of time before the dead walk the earth, looking to feast on brains and bring an era of chaos to the world. If this thought stresses you out and you need a strong drink to take the edge off, i...
Item Price: $34.95

Strobe Light

This compact strobe really packs a punch. With variable flash speed and adjustable mounting bracket, you can't be without one of these in your kit. Main Features Scratch resistant lens High powered 20 Watt Xenon Helical lamp Adjustable mounting bracket Impact resistant resin case Product S...
Item Price: $24.95

Post Apocalypse 3″ Dunny Series

After the fallout clears, vinyl still stands! SF artist Huck Gee resurrects Dunny with 13 post-apocalyptic designs featuring zombie hunting ninjas, cyborg geishas, evolved apes, mecha troopers, feral foxes, radiated rhinos, and super fly copter kids. Hyper detailed sculpts and crazy complex acce...
Item Price: $16.95

Decorative Pineapple - White Sml

High-gloss finish, padded base Pineapple White Dimension: 19W x 19D x 45H...
Item Price: $99.95

Decorative Pineapple - White Lrg

High-gloss finish, padded base Pineapple White Dimension: 24Wx 24D x 59H...
Item Price: $159.95

Decorative Pineapple Large - Green

Pineapple Large Green Dimension: 24Wx 24D x 59H...
Item Price: $159.95

Bird Lamp with White and Green Check Shade

Bird Lamp with White and Green Check Shade. Dimension: 82H x 38Diam...
Item Price: $199.95

Bird Lamp Whith White Shade

Bird Lamp with White Shade. Dimension: 82H x 38Diam...
Item Price: $199.95

Sad T Rex Pillow

Man, this T Rex just can't catch a break! At least you can laugh at his misfortune! Now with more pillow! • Custom Printed Black Pillow • Hand Stuffed with Organic Unicorn Tears • About 12" x 12" x 6" • Increase your living space awesomeness by 10,000%...
Item Price: $39.95

Penguin Bowling Pinfest

Inflatable Penguin Bowling Game! Set includes 6 x 30.5 cm blow up penguins and 1 x 15 cm bowling ball. To use the bowling ball simply fill the larger port with water and the smaller port with air. Great portable fun for ages 5 and up....
Item Price: $24.95

Wu & Wu Marbles Kit

Keep the marble tradition alive with this stunning set of 160 assorted marbles all housed in an extremely cool tin. A fabulous gift at a great price! Size: 18.5cm x 11cm x 5cm...
Item Price: $19.95