Mikey The Monkey Swearing Swear Adult Novelty

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Mikey The Monkey Swearing Swear Adult Novelty

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Mikey the Mother F**kin’ Monkey is not just a monkey, he’s a mother f##king monkey that looks cute but give him a squeeze and you’ll find out he’s got a mouth that’d make your mama cry.

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Description

  • A talking plush doll that looks like a cute monkey!
  • Give him a squeeze and listen to some foul-mouthed mother f*ckin’ truths!
  • This monkey may look adorable, but trust us, he’s pretty horrible!
  • This is the sort of gift you’d get for your nieces and nephews.

Mickey’s A Mother F*ckin’ Monkey!

Looking for that perfect doll to get your kids or your siblings’ kids? Surely there is someone you know who can use a cute little monkey as their playtime companion? A friend that will never let you down, who you can cuddle with until the storm passes. A friend who will be there when you get home to offer up a smile and some kind words! Well, if you’re looking for these things, then maybe you ought to look elsewhere. Marvin, the Mother F*ckin’ Monkey is rude, crass, and crude. This a$$hole ape has come to your home to make your life hell. You want some friendly advice? F*ck you! Marvin doesn’t have time for that. He’s here to berate your raggedy a$$ with some foul-mouthed hard truths. So give him a listen and hear some wisdom.

Someone Give This Chimp A Swear Jar Or Something!

Marvin’s not all that bad, really! He just says what everyone else is already thinking. You just might find yourself agreeing with his sagely wisdom. Because really, Marvin the Mother F*ckin’ Monkey is a modern day philosopher, giving you all some food for thought that you are sure never to forget. Most of all, surprise everyone around with some of his vocabulary. Hand him over to a guest and watch their eyes go wide as Marvin starts cussin’ up a storm! So for a friend who tells it like it is, look no further than Marvin, the Mother F*ckin’ Monkey!

Phrases Include:

  • Wanna Tug On My Banana?
  • Show Me Your Tits!
  • Baby, I'm Hung Like A Gorilla!
  • Kiss My Monkey Balls
  • I'm A Monkey And I Swing From Trees. Would You Blow Me If I Said Please?
  • ...and 10 Other Hilarious Sayings!

Shipping

$9.99 SHIPPING. FREE OVER $99

We're online shoppers too and we know that when you've bought a product you love, the wait for it to be delivered can be painful and frustrating. That's why we offer FREE overnight shipping for orders over $99! Our warehouse team don't dilly dally, they process your order super fast and our reliable partners will get your order out to you, pronto! In fact, the vast majority of our orders arrive the very next business day.

Order deadline: Standard & Express - order must be placed by 2pm (Mon-Fri) for same day dispatch.

FREE - Orders over $99
$9.99 - Orders less than $99

Returns

30 DAYS FOR RETURNS

Not everyone is as cool as you. Buying the perfect gift is that much easier, when you know you can get a refund or exchange it for one of our many other seriously cool products. As long as the product is in its original brand new condition, we'll happily have it back within 30 days.

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