- A talking plush doll that looks like a cute monkey!
- Give him a squeeze and listen to some foul-mouthed mother f*ckin’ truths!
- This monkey may look adorable, but trust us, he’s pretty horrible!
- This is the sort of gift you’d get for your nieces and nephews.
Mickey’s A Mother F*ckin’ Monkey!
Looking for that perfect doll to get your kids or your siblings’ kids? Surely there is someone you know who can use a cute little monkey as their playtime companion? A friend that will never let you down, who you can cuddle with until the storm passes. A friend who will be there when you get home to offer up a smile and some kind words! Well, if you’re looking for these things, then maybe you ought to look elsewhere. Marvin, the Mother F*ckin’ Monkey is rude, crass, and crude. This a$$hole ape has come to your home to make your life hell. You want some friendly advice? F*ck you! Marvin doesn’t have time for that. He’s here to berate your raggedy a$$ with some foul-mouthed hard truths. So give him a listen and hear some wisdom.
Someone Give This Chimp A Swear Jar Or Something!
Marvin’s not all that bad, really! He just says what everyone else is already thinking. You just might find yourself agreeing with his sagely wisdom. Because really, Marvin the Mother F*ckin’ Monkey is a modern day philosopher, giving you all some food for thought that you are sure never to forget. Most of all, surprise everyone around with some of his vocabulary. Hand him over to a guest and watch their eyes go wide as Marvin starts cussin’ up a storm! So for a friend who tells it like it is, look no further than Marvin, the Mother F*ckin’ Monkey!
- Wanna Tug On My Banana?
- Show Me Your Tits!
- Baby, I'm Hung Like A Gorilla!
- Kiss My Monkey Balls
- I'm A Monkey And I Swing From Trees. Would You Blow Me If I Said Please?
- ...and 10 Other Hilarious Sayings!