Moon Hoax Tee

Moon Hoax Tee

$24.99

Wonder if we really landed on the moon?

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Wonder if we really landed on the moon?

Oh sure, we "landed on the Moon." Riiiight. Just like 9/11 was an "Al Qaeda job" and Jimmy Carter "wasn't" an alien reptile sent to destroy us. Come on, people! It was clearly staged in a Hollywood studio. Why? Think about it. It was the height of the Cold War. We had to trick the Russians into thinking we were ahead of them.

But while the smoke and mirrors might have fooled a massive, paranoid superpower like the USSR, they're no match for the mind of a wild-eyed conspiracy theorist. See, everyone was in on it. The President, the astronauts, the scientists, mission control, the filmmakers, their wives -- everyone. So why have none of them come forward? Because if there's one thing people are good at, it's keeping secrets. Especially big, juicy, Earth-shattering secrets.

But what about all those Moon rocks the astronauts brought back? Ah ha! Strike three! Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese, not rocks. Show me some Moon cheese and we'll talk.

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Order deadline: Standard & Express - order must be placed by 2pm (Mon-Fri) for same day dispatch.

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Returns

30 DAYS FOR RETURNS

Not everyone is as cool as you. Buying the perfect gift is that much easier, when you know you can get a refund or exchange it for one of our many other seriously cool products. As long as the product is in its original brand new condition, we'll happily have it back within 30 days.

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