P**** Pokey

P**** Pokey

$14.99

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Penis Pokey is the perfect gift for the guy who just can’t seem to tie down his trouser snake or control his cyclops.

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Penis Pokey is the perfect gift for the guy who just can’t seem to tie down his trouser snake or control his cyclops. An illustrated book with a large die-cut hole in its center, “every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing: a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent”. You then use your own imagination (and body appendage of choice) to complete the illustration. Fun? Definitely. Appropriate? Probably not. Just make sure to avoid this one at the used book store.

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$9.99 SHIPPING. FREE OVER $99

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Order deadline: Standard & Express - order must be placed by 2pm (Mon-Fri) for same day dispatch.

FREE - Orders over $99
$9.99 - Orders less than $99

Returns

30 DAYS FOR RETURNS

Not everyone is as cool as you. Buying the perfect gift is that much easier, when you know you can get a refund or exchange it for one of our many other seriously cool products. As long as the product is in its original brand new condition, we'll happily have it back within 30 days.